Mannnn all these fuckin' trolls. Why are troll men so hot? And why are the women so fine? Why can't I be that fine? Loas done forsake me! I know I'm ugly as sin, but you didn't hafta make me part of such a fantastically sexy people, assholes!

I don't even know what the deal is with Diki anymore. He's been gone. I'm worried. Does he hate me or ( Read more... )

Shit. I got... did I get drunk? I must've to have a hangover this bad. Whatever I drank fucked me up. Woke up yesterday in a haystack in Brill. Don't even remember takin' the zep. Had a pickaxe in one hand and a crate full of ore in the other, goggles on... my ass, for some reason. Weird enough I wound up in the Eastern Kingdoms, got enough ore now ( Read more... )

Kodo was okay. Mel fuckin' humiliated me two weeks ago and took off. Lousy prick. Fucking dick. FUCKING FUCK SHIT PISS ( Read more... )

The fucking fuck is wrong with me.

((Scribbled in later...))
monday before the ritual. i want it.

Part of me wishes that fucker had to stay celibate all the time, it's so damn fun makin' him want it so bad and never lettin' him get it. I could cocktease him all fuckin' day and it wouldn't get old. Buuuut... no. No buts. Heh, butts He could stay dry for the rest of his fuckin' life for all I care. When he lifts Det's curse I may just hafta go ( Read more... )

Sooooo I'm part of Mel's fuckin' club now. The Coldblood Blitz Clan. They ain't so big on spreadin' peace, but I'll figure shit out.

I asked him to kiss me? Why the fuck would I do that? Fucker didn't care if I was jokin'. Two kisses, both of 'em lousy. Maybe he's not as great as he says he is.

Or maybe he was obviously kissing like that on purpose ( Read more... )